- Lisa: so yesterday at work
- the guys were talking about football
- and they were all "whos your favorite player this year?" and the were going around talking about it
- obv i didnt have shit to say
- so they wanted to include me
- so they asked me
- Nick: and?
- Lisa: they were all going around naming names
- so i just said the first name that came to mind
- Nick: which was?
- Lisa: jokely I said "Alfred Hitchcock"
- Nick: HAHAHA
- Lisa: They didn't think that was funny.
- Nick: what asses
- Lisa: They were just confused really.
- and then one of them said "isnt he...really old?"
- Nick: LOL
- Lisa: and I said "I've got to get out of here"
- Nick: haha
- Lisa: I mean
- I think they thought I was the crazy one
- but lets be real
Let's Be Real.
Nick: you’re out there choosing the dick over The Nick
true friends will like your jokes as much as your boobs.
(Lisa sending Nick pictures via Skype)
Lisa: It’s not tits but hopefully it will tide you over.
ttyl
Lisa: Honestly I have to change my shirt right now.
Nick: Why? did you piss on it?
(Discussing Lisa’s boy problems)
Lisa: And then he was like ‘Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some psycho in it’
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We are Lisa and Nick. We're pretty good friends.
