Let's Be Real.
  • Lisa: so yesterday at work
  • the guys were talking about football
  • and they were all "whos your favorite player this year?" and the were going around talking about it
  • obv i didnt have shit to say
  • so they wanted to include me
  • so they asked me
  • Nick: and?
  • Lisa: they were all going around naming names
  • so i just said the first name that came to mind
  • Nick: which was?
  • Lisa: jokely I said "Alfred Hitchcock"
  • Nick: HAHAHA
  • Lisa: They didn't think that was funny.
  • Nick: what asses
  • Lisa: They were just confused really.
  • and then one of them said "isnt he...really old?"
  • Nick: LOL
  • Lisa: and I said "I've got to get out of here"
  • Nick: haha
  • Lisa: I mean
  • I think they thought I was the crazy one
  • but lets be real

Nick: you’re out there choosing the dick over The Nick

true friends will like your jokes as much as your boobs.

true friends will like your jokes as much as your boobs.

(Lisa sending Nick pictures via Skype)

Lisa: It’s not tits but hopefully it will tide you over.

Chips.

Chips.

Telolo.

Telolo.

ttyl

ttyl

Lisa: Honestly I have to change my shirt right now.

Nick: Why? did you piss on it?

(Discussing Lisa’s boy problems)

Lisa: And then he was like ‘Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some psycho in it’

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